The BESTEST Vows Ever!
Updated: Oct 21
Are you looking for ways to make your vows and make them deeply meaningful for both of you but also unique and a bit fun?
Have you thought of Ninja vows? Ninja vows! No! What on earth are Ninja vows I hear you asking.
Errmagosh, Ninja vows are THE BEST!!!
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WHAT ARE NINJA VOWS?
Ninja vows are vows that you write FOR each other. You get to write the words that you want to hear from them!
You keep the vows secret from each other but send them to your celebrant. Your celebrant will print them and bring them along on your wedding day.
The first time you read your Ninja vows will be in front of your love and your guests in your ceremony.
OK, this may seem odd, but trust me when I say that everyone loves them, especially the two of you, and it's hilarious!
What's so good about Ninja vows?
They take the stress out of finding the perfect words to say and are a fun, unique way to spice up your ceremony.
They lead to hilarious and memorable moments for you and your guests and crank the fun factor up by 100%!
You can include the vows you'd like to hear and the cheeky promises you WISH they'd make.
Have I caught your interest? If so, read on!
HOW DO YOU NINJA YOUR VOWS?
You write each other’s vows and keep them secret from each other until you read them aloud during the ceremony. You each write the vows you would like your partner to say to you.
Yep, they will have no idea what you have written until the moment they are reading them aloud during the ceremony! Of course, you won't know what they have written till then either.
The result is fun, sometimes shock value, and heaps of laughs. Ninja vows are totally unpredictable, so be prepared.
THREE STEPS TO WRITING YOUR NINJA VOWS
1. Write what you would love to hear your partner say during your ceremony, but you know they would never agree to otherwise.
2. Keep them light-hearted and fun
3. Make sure you put at least one ‘I love you” in there.
CAN YOU SHOW ME SOME EXAMPLES OF NINJA VOWS?
Sure, here are 25 Ninja vow examples to get your thoughts flowing!
"I vow to be your spell checker and grammar friend and tell you when things need hyphens.”
“I promise to be your exercise partner, even if I am much faster than you.”
“I promise to try things just because you say 'Try this!' even though I am sure I will not like them."
"I promise to let you buy that dream bike once we get back from the honeymoon!"
"I promise to give you a foot massage every Sunday night while I watch the footy!"
"I promise to always leave the last piece of chocolate for you!"
"I promise to never, ever, ever leave the toilet seat up!"
"I promise not to get mad when you eat the last piece of cake, even if I was saving it for breakfast tomorrow."
"I vow never to complain when we are running late…again."
"I promise you will be as important to me as coffee, as chocolate, and as all the episodes of Grey’s put together."
"I will get up every morning, before the sun, to make you breakfast in bed."
"From this day forward, I promise to order my own fries and never try to eat yours."
"I vow not to keep score...I always win anyway."
"I promise to unclog the shower drain, even though you are the only one of us with long hair."
"Just one thing to tell you—I am totally worth it."
"I love you through time and relative dimensions in space."
"I will watch all the Chick Flicks with you."
"I vow not to carry on watching a Netflix series we started together without you. Or at least pretend it’s the first time I’ve watched it when we watch it again."
"I promise never to wear Crocs, even around the house."
"I will never forget your birthday or our anniversary."
"I will always take the pupper for a walk, even when it's raining."
"I promise to love you through Ikea, be it during the buying or assembly of furniture procured therein."
"I promise I will always kill the spiders and other crawlies.”
“I promise to understand that your version of clean and my version of clean are completely different.”
“I promise never to change the person I am because I know I am perfect in your eyes.”
WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE READING YOUR NINJA VOWS
Be prepared for anything when it comes time to read your Ninja vows aloud during the ceremony! Your partner may have written something sweet, funny, unexpected, or outrageous.
Simply go with the flow, take in the moment, and enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience for you and your guests.
WHY SHOULD WE DO NINJA VOWS?
Why not? The result is a whole lot of fun and laughter - remember, I (or your celebrant) will see them first, so don't panic (too much) ;)
Ninja vows are about fun and surprise. That's all there is to it! Now you know everything about secret and Ninja vows you can start creating your own.
Be creative, humorous, adventurous, and ready for a lot of love and laughter in your ceremony!
Did you and your love do Ninja vows? I would love to hear how you went!